Sometimes I walk around and think about the strangest things.. Things that don't even make sense to me or where did they come from .
I am having a bad case of PMS today ~ why does this happen to me? I try to love myself each and everyday but then on these few occasional days throughout the month I turn into a monster. A monster with no self control ~ a monster who stomach is in a HUGE knot ~ who hates every male species around her ~ who strives for some time alone ~ who so desperately needs someone to understand.
That is where my girlfriends come in.. Boy I love my sisters ~ they have enlightened my life more than they know.. especially on days like this when I feel all alone.. The male specie doesn't understand what I am going through and really doesn't understand how it can become so out of control.
Listen DUDE ~ let me tell you a little story ~ If Adam didn't tell Eve to eat that apple God wouldn't be punishing the woman... so as far as I am concerned this is ALL YOUR FAULT. OK I feel a little better.
We wonder how well we will turn out when this is over ~ this PMS thing ~ .. shouldn't I be able to handle it better ~ I have been doing this for 23 years ~ 23 years of menstruating and PMSing.. UGH ...
Will men every understand that we are allowed to have a few days to not be ourselves? That we will not always be the "happy" fun person that you fell in love with.. That I need a few days a month to reorganize myself, emotions, thoughts and anger.. to have a little time to myself..
If I found a Jeannie in a bottle do you know what I would wish for ????? That men could have PMS ~ the kind of PMS that drives us all crazy ~ the moody, angry, selfish, chocolate craving, beer drinking, listen to me I am screaming mood..
Just once ~ do you think they would understand then?
